2017-12-31

2017 Tweets

 Raygun trickle down pee-on-the-poor + Drumpf poopulism force most citizens to wallow in the cesspool under the WashDC political latrine (02 Jan 17)


Will Vladimir “Ras” Putin be puppet master pulling strings to create lifelike motions for Donald “Blockhead” Trump on Oval Office stage? (07 Jan 17)


Profitable Deal-making only a small part of Diplomacy. Also need Tact, Integrity, Flexibility, Knowledge, Judgment, Empathy & Rapport (07 Jan 17)


Ethics?  We don't need no stinking ethics! Repubs in House try to close Office of Congrsl Ethics & in Senate to ram thru unvetted cab/staff (09 Jan 17)


Repub repeal of Affordable Care Act, replaced perhaps by a Deplorable Care Act, will mean profits for a few, suffering & costs for millions (09 Jan 17)


Co-opted MSM uncritically reports that Drumpf untruths aren't really lies if thru willful ignorance or congenital stupidity he believes them (10 Jan 17)


Taking odds now on which skandal takes down Trump admin. Will it be divestigate, obfustigate or profligate? (12 Jan 17)


Drumpf at Wednesday piss conference employs shyster Dillon to whitewash unethical non-divestment of biz holdings w/shady legal obfustication (12 Jan 17)


At Wednesday's long-awaited piss conference, we finally learned that DJT's middle name is Jermafohb – & I thought it was Jabba or Jerkwad (12 Jan 17)


Co-opted MSM uncritically reports that Drumpf untruths aren't really lies if he refuses to accept any countervailing facts saying otherwise (13 Jan 17)


Drumpf doesn't realize he's lying when he spouts off just what is convenient to say that aggrandizes or excuses himself at expense of others (14 Jan 17)


Like GWBush, DJTrump in office w/o popvote win, making him only a Resident (ROTUS). The stench emanating from this rot is already unbearable (15 Jan 17)


Drumpf family, once moved in will repaint WH gold, gold-plate the antiques, decorate w/gold-tone Bling, & have it called the Blight House (17 Jan 17)


Under Drumpf, will the US become a Demockrazy or a constitushunal Republikaka? (19 Jan 17)


I, Donald Jermafohb Drumpf, do bigly swear that I will fatefully prostitute the Artifice of President of these GREAT Divided States, ... and will be amazingly fantastic, with my limited abilities, as I purvey, neglect and offend the constitushun of the United States. (2 -19 Jan 17)


Putin's hand may be up the butt of the short-fingered puppet in White House, as he makes motions & mouths untruths about Russian connections (21 Jan 17)


Can't decide what the fanfare tune should now be called:  Fail to the Cheat, Jail for the Thief, Flail with each Tweet or Wail out our Grief (22 Jan 17)


Used to think Paul Ryan or Ted Cruz were the snottiest Repugs on US political stage, but Stephen Miller clearly takes the Booger Award today (13 Feb 17)


Voting biz person into WH working for you yet? Seems we just added unchecked Greed & Autocracy to usual complaints about pols (18 Feb 17)


Chaos in WH, set to music: The Trumpence Opera.  Enter H.R. “Mac the Knife” McMaster into the seamy world of Drumpf´s Verbrecher und Huren (22 Feb 17)


Be nice if some irreverent jokester in the crowd listening to Presidunce's address tonight to Congress shouts out... “Mock Him Up!” (26 Feb 17)


Think the DJT admin is only a Trumpest in a peepot, or Hell in a tiny-hand basket? Think again, it's a run-up to full-blown Armagoddämmerung (27 Feb 17)


The Voting Dead (aka Deplorables) will get costly (or lack) of coverage after Trumpcare (aka Zombicare) is passed by the Refuclican majority (01 Mar 17)


Healthcare & Education CHOICE and ACCESS? Just profit-makers plucking off low-maint users, leaving the suffering & poor to fend for selves (01 Mar 17)


Allowing military bosses to freely attack means SCROTUS will have someone to blame when things go wrong (the buck stops w/anyone but DJT) (02 Mar 17)


It's the economy, stupid...NOT!  Populists not stirred by Income Inequality, it´s Racism that drives them.(14 Mar 17)


Yes my Precious, Jefferson BeauReGollum Sessions should resign, then retire to that Alabama cave he came from (09 Mar 17)


Which is the real party of the people? - Voting records tell it all (courtesy of http://ln.is/politicsthatwork.com/EuRad)... (18 Mar 17)


Repub dream to run US as a biz only rewards the 1% with tax-cuts & profits stolen by slashing services essential to wage-slave citizens (27 Mar 17)


Seems endless flustercuck in WH shows that DJT's biz skill-set (autocracy) totally unsuited to governing free & vocal citizens (democracy) (28 Mar 17)


Funny how quickly DJT cozies up to dictators: Will he deal with North Korea just by declaring that Kim Jong-un is one great guy? (04 Apr 17)


Codpiece Diplomacy: Missile strike on warned & pre-emptied airbase boosts sagging polls & leads media into dropping Russia collusion story (08 Apr 17)


Can't decide whether trumped-up airbase strike should be considered Wagging the Dog, Codpiece Diplomacy or just Swinging a Dildonald (08 Apr 17)


Pre-neutered airbase strike an example of dog-wagging political stunt, this time using a fake dog (08 Apr 17)


RU old enuf to recall Arnold Stang & think that Treas Sec Steve “MiniChin” looks, sounds and whines just like him, except no humor here? (29 Apr 17)


Time to call immigrant detention centers what they really are: For-profit Concentration Camps (04 May 17)


The Lord of the Swamp is a Double-chinned, Half-brained, Combed-over, Short-fingered, Thin-skinned, Morally-corrupt Tax-cheat & Con-man (14 May 17)


Hey DJT, it IS a witch-hunt, and you're chief warlock surrounded by a coven of GOP demons, all bent on destroying our democracy & economy (19 May 17)


Is DJT's chronic neurosyphilis the reason for him always wearing codpiece-length cravats and giving priapistic names for many of his hotels? (21 May 17)



FBI must follow all the Trump income & debt, starting with nepotistic advisor Jaredy Kushnerov, in hock for $1B incl to many foreign lenders (27 May 17)


I guess "POTUS" now stands for "Pariah of the United States" (03 Jun 17)


No fuzz now on fact that McCain jumped the shark in 08June's hearing with his rambling, confused questioning of Comey. Time to retire! (11 Jun 17)


Have you noticed Drumpf's growing Golfer´s Steatopygia? No doubt caused by his exercitophobia, love of junk food & paranoidal narcissism. (11 Jun 17)


100% ready to testify under oath? Given DJT's loose concept of truth & long history of baldface lies in civil cases: expect more of same. (12 Jun 17)


Toxic wingnuts (Cruz, Paul &c) only oppose senate healthcare bill because it still doesn't throw the poor & elderly far enough under the bus (25 Jun 20)


With bi-partisan debate, took 9 months to pass needed Obamacare. Repubs with no debate, try to quickly foist off passage of lethal Trumpkill (01 Jul 17)


As Drumpf's private attorney in charge of communications re: law/legal issues, wouldn't Ghouly Rudiani more appropriately be called a “clawyer”? (18 Jul 17)


Contrary to US MSM, know that Oppos in Caracas are the tools of big biz, Wall Street, neo-liberal trickle-downers, & the 1% oligarchs (14 Aug 17)


Backed by the GOP (Greedy Oligarch Party) & guided by the Alt-right, the TrumPence administration is “repugnant to everything we hold dear.” (20 Aug 17)


T-2020 rallies held for nothing more than for narcissist-in-chief to bask in trumpanzee cheers & adulation, shoring up his very fragile ego (26 Aug 17)


Emperor Nero fiddled while Rome burned – Presidunce Zero golfed while Houston flooded (28 Aug 17)


DJT in that clown suit and wishing flood victims a “good time” has some saying he's now “presidential.”  More aptly... Bizarro-President (03 Sep 17)


Trumpism: Marginal on Morals, Validated by Vlad, Tight with Treason, Loved by Leakers, Revered by Racists, Great with Graft, Stuck on Stupid (03 Sep 17)


Trumpism: Rooted in Russia, Floored by Facts, Challenged by Cognition, Pathetic at Patriotism, Grasping at Gold, Rabid on Refugees (04 Sep 17)


Trumpism: Terrified by Trans, Fastened on Fakery, Close to Kluxers, Sickened by Science, Honored by Oligarchs, Motivated by Money (06 Sep 17)


So SCROTUS is now “Dotard J. Trump” with alias “The Dotard” – with no points lost if one lapses & uses “Dastard” instead (22 Sep 17)


The Dotard cherry-picks high-end lightly-damaged PR neighborhood to appear magnanimous before selfie-crazies - 15min away la gente suffer (03 Oct 17)


More thoughts & prayers won't help future victims in gun-loving US – ammo needed to combat NRA terrorists is firearm-control legislation (03 Oct 17)


Back from shooting rehab, Rep. Steve Scalise should now crawl back under that slimy virulent anti-LBGTQA pro-gun rock he calls home (05 Oct 17)


Trickledown Democracy: where neo-liberal corporatists direct the law & agenda by buying politicians who con the people with inanities (06 Oct 17)


Sane firearm regs: License, registration & liability policy for each weapon, each to be microstamped, w/test round retained by authorities (07 Oct 17)


Any refused/repaid Weinstein political contribs should be directed to assault victims, not back to W's pockets he'll use to pay his lawyers (16 Oct 17)


Trumpistan: Dystopia of Dumb, Regime of Racists, Kingdom of Kluxers, Empire of Egotism, Nation of Nut-jobs, Federation of Fools (16 Oct 17)


Trumpistan: Bumbledom of Bigots, Satrapy of Sexists, Realm of Repugnants, Dynasty of Despotism, Theater of Thuggery, House of Haters (18 Oct 17)


Trumpistan:  Polity of Prejudice, Council of Corruption, Republic of Repression, Assembly of Asses, Sovereignty of Swampthings (20 Oct 17)


Trumpistan:  Monarchy of Mania, Land of Losers, Reign of Wrongheads, Fiefdom of Fear, Clan of Criminals, Idiocracy of Incompetents (23 Oct 17)


Nikki Haley, being groomed for SecState, panned South Sudan - Perhaps should have visited Trump´s Nambia (nation next door to Pambia?) (05 Nov 17)


Most interesting to see the vote Roy Moore tallies on 12 Dec, and how many Alabomination & Evilgelical supporters are able to ignore his history, to put a sexual predator in office as their voice in senate (14 Nov 17)