So you're stuck in rush hour traffic heading out of San Francisco on Highway 101. Then you look up and see a large man with unruly hair and dark glasses running across a pedestrian overpass. He fights the wind for possession of a 6-by-10-foot cardboard sign. You try to read the letters but can't. As he stops above you and fastens the sign to the fence, the big black letters pop into focus: "Halliburton: Thanks for All the Money! Sorry About Your Kids." For each minute this sign remains up, a hundred commuters like you will be exposed to the viral message of a man who calls himself Freeway Blogger.

Today I'm tagging along with Freeway Blogger, who also writes under the pseudonym Patrick Randall, on a recent foray to plant messages in the minds of area drivers. He has just posted San Francisco's overpasses with signs that read, "Osama Bin Forgotten," "The War Is A Lie," and "Nobody Died When Clinton Lied."

In the past four years, he says, he's planted more than 2,500 of these brain-mines along California's freeways. He estimates that today's propaganda campaign could reach up to a quarter of a million people. Not bad for a few dollars in supplies and a couple hours of work.

Since the 2000 election, 9/11, and the U.S. military's invasion of two countries, Freeway Blogger has refined the approach to a choreographed dance of message transmission using recycled cardboard, paint, and reconnaissance. "Freeway blogging requires a sense of rhetoric, art, science, demographics, and sneakiness," he tells me. "And it's so much fun! One person can have a hell of an influence if they are willing to break the rules a little."

His approach is Thoreauvian simple. From dumpsters behind appliance stores he scavenges cardboard. He then paints his black-lettered barbs in a rented basement studio. Where his slogans emerge from, who knows – maybe that sordid steam room of the brain where propaganda, poetry, and bumper stickers go to hook up?

Initially, he'd post signs between the witching hour and the stirring of the first commuters. But emboldened by success – and maybe the need to raise the thrill factor – he now goes out at high noon. That's when he picks me up to tag along.

At the first overpass, he pulls off, parks illegally, checks out which way the wind blows, and makes sure no cops or nosy neighbors are watching. Then, with large sunglasses obscuring his face, he grabs "Osama Who?" and a few bungee cords, runs up the overpass ramp, unfolds the sign, clips bungees to keep it in place, and bolts back to the truck. As sweat sparkles on his nose, he grins like a kid who just pulled one on the teacher. "This still has just enough of an adrenaline rush to keep it exciting," he says, and drives back onto the freeway to check out his handiwork. "Isn't she a beauty?" he says with admiration, and cranes his neck for a better look.

"The CHP must have thought there was a whole army of us posting the overpasses," he says with a chuckle. "The reason our founding fathers insisted on free speech is that when the country is threatened from within, citizens can sound the alarm. Now we have a big fucking problem: thanks to one man, the whole world hates us. What better job for an American than to try to salvage just a little bit of his country's reputation?"

And in a country where control of the billboards and airwaves has been consolidated into fewer and fewer hands, Freeway Blogger feels like he's breaking through the relentless propaganda aimed at commuters. "I want more people to realize that this form of free speech is a vulnerable chink in the armor of the corporate-controlled mass media. For the cost of paint and a little gas, I can transmit a message to a million people," he says as we drive to the next target.

I ask him, "Isn't what you do illegal?"

"Technically, yes," he says. "And eventually they will catch me and charge me for creating a visual distraction. Which is ludicrous when huge billboards like this one" – he points to a naked Abercrombie and Fitch hunk draped across the highway – "distract drivers far more than my modest signs ever will."

For more information, see www.freewayblogger.com.

Extracted from: San Francisco Bay Guardian, "Signs of the times:
Freeway Blogger gives Bay Area drivers something to think about,
By Jan Stürmann" 2005 June 08 issue

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It's good the president mentioned this—Al Qaeda has poured millions into training people who hate America to disassemble. Unfortunately, he didn't have time to mention all the OTHER things people who hate America have been trained to do. So as a public service, I will here list just a few:

• lee
• be untrothful
• deceeb
• distorp
• misinfarm
• run a com
• run a reverse com
• prevaricake

and worst of all:

• commit perjappy

...thanks to Tiny Revolution

The only disassembly we've seen going on has been the departure of "coalition" nations from the forces occupying Iraq...

Goodbye Ronnie Raygun (one year posthumous) - Haiku

 2004 June 05

Dead at ninety-three--

Finally joins old Bonzo,

His prime role co-star.

Wingnut media

Hypes and deifies this guy

--Give me a break!

Simple-minded puppet

Time to tell it like it was

Know the real Ray-Gun:

Communicator?

Platitudes and shallow thoughts

Never spoke to me.

Busted down a wall?

But who really called that tune?

Gorby was the man.

Trickle down econ?

AKA: "Pee on the poor"

Tax cuts for the rich...

Stolen from programs

That sheltered the downtrodden

...what a heart he had!

Equal rights for all?

You could ask Desmond Tutu--

No friend to non-whites.

Views on ecology?

He said "If you've seen one tree.

you have seen them all."

"Catsup is a vegetable"

Perhaps his poor food habits

Led to dementia